March 7, 2012

People Who Don't Read

I was standing by Baggage Claim 2 in Terminal 2 one Sunday afternoon waiting for a cruise guest to show up when a woman in her 30s proceeds to the double doors beside me with the following sign on them:

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PLEASE USE THE NEXT SET OF DOORS.
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Does she read the sign?  Of course not.  She approaches the doors to make her exit, when I suddenly call out, "Ma'am, you can't go out that way.  It's an emergency exit."  She literally jumps out of her skin.  I must have startled her.  She looks at me and frowns.  I repeat, "It's an emergency exit."  Then I point at the door's sign.  She looks at the door, then back at me and nervously smiles and walks the other direction. 

One of my cruise guests shows up and is now waiting for her luggage when a short, young, bald-headed man walks towards the emergency doors.  He too doesn't read the sign.  I bark out, "Sir!  The alarm's going to go off if you go out that way."  He looks at me then stares long and hard at the door as if he's just now realizing oh yes, a sign in BIG, BOLD, RED LETTERS is staring back at him.  He doesn't even smile at me.  He just runs away.  Sorry to embarrass you, man, but had I not warned you, you would have been even more embarrassed once the entire terminal shuts down all because you did not read the sign! 

My cruise guest has retrieved two of the three bags she's brought with her.  She goes back to the carousel to look for her missing luggage when another woman, this time in her 60s, goes towards the double doors.  "Excuse me ma'am, but that's an emergency exit.  You want to exit these doors right here," as I point towards the next set of doors to her right as the BIG, BOLD, RED sign indicates with an arrow.  She exits the non-emergency doors. 

By this time my cruise guest has found her third bag, and I'm done watching inattentive people approach the emergency doors.  I couldn't believe it -- that's three people in 15 minutes.  And all three supposedly didn't see the sign.  This sort of thing happens every day.  I just so happened to witness oblivion by three different people all in one place.  Oh, what another interesting day at LAX.

February 6, 2012

My Cruise Guests

It's interesting when cruise guests come up to you, tell you their last name, and you can't find them on your list, so you ask them for their transfer documents, and they pull out a confirmation page for *drum roll, please* ...... SUPER SHUTTLE!!

Geez ... it's NO WONDER I couldn't find you on the darn list!! And all this time they're looking at me like I'm stupid. >_<

Sorry guys, you can't ride with us on our luxury motor coach to the pier. You're going on Super Shuttle unless you want to pay Princess Cruises a $24/person transfer fee.

Then they blame it on their travel agent ...

February 4, 2012

At the Airport: Interesting people, Odd questions

I meet and greet cruise guests that come from all over the world at the Los Angeles International Airport.  It's been a lot of fun talking to folks that come from as close as San Francisco to as far as Australia.  But sometimes (actually, quite often) you run into non-cruise guests that mistake you for airport personnel and ask a lot of questions, mostly easy questions like, "Is there a place I can get something to eat?  Where is the nearest elevator?  How do I get to the LAX Marriott Hotel?" etc.  This is all fine and dandy. 

Other times people ask silly questions like,  "Where is the bathroom?" when the restroom sign is right above their head, and all they had to do was look up.  Or "How do I know what time my sister arrives?"  Umm ... did you check the flight status on the monitors?  Oh, and I get this one all the time from people with their luggage in tow in the ARRIVALS area: "Uhhh, where is Gate 84B?  I need to get on the plane."  Clearly.  You need to go upstairs, buddy, to DEPARTURES.  

Then there are people who are in the wrong terminal all together that need to go to another terminal that just so happens to be on the opposite end of the airport.  When I tell them this, they get all exasperated and start freaking out.  OK, calm down.  You have two options: you can either walk it or take the airline connection shuttle.  You're not going to die.  

But the stupidest question to date has to be from a Hispanic woman in her 20s who came out of the arrivals area with two pieces of luggage, one in each hand.  The conversation was in Spanish, but I'll write it in English.  It went like this: 

Girl: Where are we?
Me: What do you mean where are we?
Girl: Where are we? (She asks more intently.)
Me: At the Los Angeles International Airport. (I'm frowning at her because I think this is the stupidest question ever.)
Girl: Los Angeles?
Me: Yes, Los Angeles.
Girl: What airport?  (Oh my God, are you serious?)
Me: Los Angeles International Airport.
Girl: In Los Angeles? (WOW!  I can't believe this!)
Me: Yes, Los Angeles, CA in the USA.
Girl: Is there only one Los Angeles International Airport?
Me: Uh ... yes, this is it.
Girl: What terminal are we in?
Me: Terminal 6.
Girl: Terminal 6?
Me: Yes, Terminal 6.
Girl: In Los Angeles? (How many times do I have to repeat this??)
Me: YES! Terminal 6 at the Los Angeles International Airport in Los Angeles, CA, USA!!!
Girl: Oh, OK. Thank you.

http://www.you-are-here.com/modern/lax.jpg Yeah ....... 

February 2, 2012

Dewi Aldrich, Tour Director - Face of Travel - etravelblackboard.us

Dewi Aldrich, Tour Director - Face of Travel - etravelblackboard.us

Two weeks ago I was in Sacramento for a week-long convention for tour directors and tour operators.  I graduated from the International Tour Management Institute in October, and every year they put on a networking event where tour directors can interview with tour operators in hopes of securing a job(s) for the season, and meet other tour directors in the process.  It was fun but also a physically and mentally exhausting experience!  But I am so glad I went and survived the process.  How many people in their lifetime can say they interviewed with 20+ companies ALL in ONE day?!

I came out of it with a job offer, feedback from multiple tour operators, new contacts and even an interview.  Check out my interview above!  

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February 3, 2010

10 Useless and/or Cliched Words & Phrases We Can All Avoid

Gary Blake hit it home with an article on words and phrases we see every day that really serve no purpose. Yet people still use them. Thought I'd share ... And Blake's right: "The trick in writing is to keep the reader reading with as few distractions as possible."

http://www.businessknowhow.com/marketing/tendeadliestwords.htm